Vincent on Britain's crapwardly-mobile Channel 5!

26 Nov

[Response to Channel 5 News to ape E Entertainment…]

I remember when the tender first went out for Channel Five. There were three volunteers. One sounded highly promising. The second sounded SLIGHTLY promising. The third sounded CRAP.

Who GOT it? Of course. This was BRITAIN. Favourite car? The Ford Escort. Favourite “newspaper”? The Sun. Favourite holiday destination? Benidorm. I could go on.

And now, it appears Channel Five is poised to go even FURTHER down-market. A return to topless darts, perhaps?

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